First off, sorry I am slack. I am going to blame my nervousness about the impending birth of our daughter. Last night I was so exhausted I didn't even play XBox 360!! I know...
World News - Mastermind? Looks more like the sleepless owner of a bodega
US News - This is what happens when you don't have bonus plans for your employees
This Week In The Administration - For those who chose these guys, thanks again!
Sports - Who cares about some dumb basketball tournament when history is made!
Sports Take Two - A look at the growing tragedy in Professional Wrestling
This Weeks #1 Chump: